britneysbaldhead:

Snapchatting with the bae while im listening to some good music <3 :)

(via pauladeenandporn)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via pauladeenandporn)

dorkly:

Voldemort’s Assistant, Kevin
dorkly:

Voldemort’s Assistant, Kevin
dorkly:

Voldemort’s Assistant, Kevin
dorkly:

Voldemort’s Assistant, Kevin
loligang:

grandma ain’t get ran over by no bitch ass reindeer. not this year

loligang:

grandma ain’t get ran over by no bitch ass reindeer. not this year

(via guy)

waltersnowwhite:

a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions

(via africandad)

jedi-ninja-master:

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

the accuracy haunts my nightmares.
jedi-ninja-master:

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

the accuracy haunts my nightmares.

Hey there Delilah, what’s it like in your vagina

w-y-s-f:

rudeboyjoel:

w-y-s-f:

rudeboyjoel:

whatyouseefit:

rudeboyjoel:

I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY, BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA

YES I DO

NO GURL CAN FUCK AS WELL AS YOU

I SWEAR IT’S TRUE. HEY THERE DELILAH, DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION. I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION

CLOSE YOUR EYES

I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS

'TIL I'M INSIDE

OOOH I WISH YOU WOULD DO MEE

WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME

(via sarcastic-sloth)


Peter and Olivia - First/Last episode

Peter and Olivia - First/Last episode

Peter and Olivia - First/Last episode

Peter and Olivia - First/Last episode

Peter and Olivia - First/Last episode

(via etta--bishop)

fuckyeahmathandsciencetattoos:

Schrödinger equation with an electron trapped in a well.  That’s the uncertainty principle on my foot too, but it’s hard to see.  I’ve got a bunch more all over me, but I just happened to have this picture handy.  twitter: @jasonthalken

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via holyfrickfracksnicksnack)

ruinedchildhood:

I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes
ruinedchildhood:

I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes

ruinedchildhood:

I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes

(via africandad)